boy: *talks*
me: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

ekoenig:

*sunlight hits your laptop screen*

wow 

every piece of dust in the world

it’s here

house-of-gnar:

bootyscientist:

nice boobs and nice ass isn’t a requirement from my girl. like i ain’t gon turn down a shawty wit a perfect personality and a beautiful face cause she don’t got no body. body is icing on the cake but pound cake ain’t got no icing and i fuck wit that heavy. 

this touches my soul

beyoncebeytwice:

omg doesnt even mean oh my god anymore it just means omg

militiamedic:

bootyisagirlsbestfriend:

"go the fuck away im not dealing w ur snake shit today"

… he just slapped a fucking cobra.

sprinkleofglitr:

susemoji:

new hat

She’s still got it. 

shouldnt:

I AM SO EXCITED TO WEAR SWEATERS AGAIN

hungryhungryhenderson:

lethalitycomplex:

thedemonica:

i’m pretty sure you created tron

*DAFT PUNK INTENSIFIES*

Welcome to the grid

pvtleonardchurch:

jack-baraatwat:

Being friends with me consists of me sending you bad jokes at 2:47 in the morning

listen up you motherfucker

jesuser:

imagine all your online friends living near you

samsteves:

treat yo self. watch cap 2 again. watch cap 2 every day. who the fuck cares

I take the L and R on my headphones seriously.

lunarshadesofindigo:

F is for vodka

U is for vodka

N is for vodka


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nicevagina:

if a girl is mean to you just tell her she has bad eyebrows 


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barretoart:

Experiemental photography 
Painting with the light of the moon

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