*sunlight hits your laptop screen*
every piece of dust in the world
nice boobs and nice ass isn’t a requirement from my girl. like i ain’t gon turn down a shawty wit a perfect personality and a beautiful face cause she don’t got no body. body is icing on the cake but pound cake ain’t got no icing and i fuck wit that heavy.
this touches my soul
omg doesnt even mean oh my god anymore it just means omg
"go the fuck away im not dealing w ur snake shit today"
… he just slapped a fucking cobra.
She’s still got it.
I AM SO EXCITED TO WEAR SWEATERS AGAIN
i’m pretty sure you created tron
*DAFT PUNK INTENSIFIES*
Welcome to the grid
Being friends with me consists of me sending you bad jokes at 2:47 in the morning
listen up you motherfucker
imagine all your online friends living near you
treat yo self. watch cap 2 again. watch cap 2 every day. who the fuck cares
I take the L and R on my headphones seriously.
F is for vodka
U is for vodka
N is for vodka
if a girl is mean to you just tell her she has bad eyebrows